Want to break your back trying to dig Swarland mud and try to get summat to grow in it?
Got just the jobby for you - allotment (a patch of mud beside the avenue). Come and see me - I'm always hanging around somewhere - if I'm not in the allotment I'll have popped into the Post Office to join the gang and listen to the latest gossip. Knock twice and ask for "Bobby" (wink)
