No, honest I'm serious - y'wanna buy a brick? Not just any old brick by the way, we'll engrave your name on it for you....what are you laughing at - come back I'm talking to you.....
Swarland has a wall - a sort of oversized pot plant - in the middle of the village square. It's main intention is to stop cars parking in the square and it is made up of bricks with people's names on them. Local wit Paddy O'Connelly was heard to remark "it's the wall of death - just about everybody named on there is dead!"